POW! BAM! ZONK!

Holy loincloths, Batman! Do real men really wear these?

Holy banana hammock, Batman!

So, Sunday Dwayne and I ventured to Walmart. He needed a new watchband and I needed to swap out my new watch. Oh, let me tell you about that real quick.

It’s all a blur. Like a horrible day-mare. ~ Robin

It’s Christmas Eve. Dwayne and I head to Walmart so he can do his Christmas shopping. We pick out a nice watch for Stephen, then Dwayne points to a woman’s watch and says, “This is the one you would want, right?” To which I answer, “No, I would never choose that one. I like this one.”

Fast forward to Christmas morning and I spy a little box with my name on it. It does not take me long to know what is inside and that I completely screwed up the day before. {sigh}

This is torture, at its most bizarre and terrible. ~ Batman

So, we are at Walmart on Sunday and Dwayne decides he wants to look around. Fine with me. It was actually not crowded, so less annoying than usual. He starts looking at flannel shirts and I wander around. I turn the corner and had to take a second look. Oh, yes, it is! Batman underwear ~ for men! Is this so you guys can relive your Underoos days? And if you prefer, they also have Spiderman.

I kid you not. I turned to Dwayne and said, “So, honey, if I were to buy you these would you wear them?” Then I held them up for him to see. If he were drinking it surely would have shot out his nose! I then proceeded to snap a picture with my cellphone [I apologize for the fuzzy image] and send it to Megan and Amanda who ‘lol’ and ‘wow!’ in response.

Never rub another man’s rhubarb. ~ Joker

Honestly, would you wear these? Buy these for your husband? boyfriend? lover? Even jokingly? Wait, maybe I don’t want to know. ;)

Batman, Robin, & Joker quotes courtesy of Great Sayings.

No Responses to POW! BAM! ZONK!
  1. Mitch
    December 30, 2009 | 2:34 am

    I can honestly say that I’d have to be totally freaked out and gonzo before I’d wear anything like that. And I was a Batman fan, but that’s a bit obsessive. ;-)
    .-= Mitch´s last blog ..How Can You Prosper Through Publicity? =-.

    [Reply]

    Anne
    Twitter:
    Reply:

    @Mitch, I thought Underoos were a bit odd when I was a child, yet my brother and I would run around with a belt from a robe all rolled up and yell ‘Spiderman!’ then unroll the belt like a web. Okay, we were strange children. Yeah, it takes a special kind of guy to pull those off [no pun intended]. :)

    [Reply]

    Holly Jahangiri Reply:

    OMG, @Anne, I thought the Simpsons lounge pants were a little…out there. This takes the cake. I could not give these to my husband with a straight face.

    And what’s strange about your childhood? Sounds perfectly “normal” to me (but maybe it just takes one to know one).
    .-= Holly Jahangiri´s last blog ..Wordy Wednesday (Last Wednesday of 2009) =-.

    [Reply]

    Anne
    Twitter:
    Reply:

    @Holly Jahangiri, Is it possible we were the normal ones and everyone else was odd? Food for thought right there. ;)

    Mitch Reply:

    @Anne, I’m a bit too old for Underoos to have been a part of my childhood, and I have to say that I’m glad because that would have been when Mom would have pulled out the camera and made it a lasting memory. lol
    .-= Mitch shares some words of wisdom here ..Beyond Blogging Has Now Launched! =-.

    [Reply]

    Anne
    Twitter:
    Reply:

    @Mitch, Ah yes, the fun part of parenting: lasting humiliation. :D

  2. Rose
    Twitter:
    December 30, 2009 | 10:56 pm

    They are not as bad as Manties, but uh NO I would not buy these for my hubby.
    .-= Rose shares some words of wisdom ..Bickering in the Blogosphere- Drama =-.

    [Reply]

    Anne
    Twitter:
    Reply:

    @Rose, Oh, no! Manties? Really? Sigh, what is this world coming to? ;)

    [Reply]

    Rose
    Twitter:
    Reply:

    @Anne, Manties indeed! See post in archives of my blog. :-P
    .-= Rose shares some words of wisdom ..Twitter Etiquette =-.

    [Reply]

  3. Can Can (Mom Most Traveled)
    January 1, 2010 | 8:28 pm

    It is probably for children’ of the 90′s, back when it was funny and hip to be juvenile and ironic.

    [Reply]

    Anne
    Twitter:
    Reply:

    @Can Can (Mom Most Traveled), I worked with a guy [very nice guy btw] who loves Batman. I could not help but think of him when I saw these and wonder if he would wear them. Again, not sure I would want to know. ;)

    [Reply]

  4. Sire
    Twitter:
    January 2, 2010 | 6:08 pm

    I wouldn’t personally by them Anne, but I’d wear them if they were a gift. Heck I might even wear them for Halloween lol

    In regards to watch bands, I got a really good deal on eBay
    .-= Sire shares some words of wisdom ..The Journey To Bloggersville =-.

    [Reply]

    Anne
    Twitter:
    Reply:

    @Sire, I am not surprised by this. ;) Then again, this would definitely not help with your sex + women = laughter issue. :D Sorry, couldn’t resist.

    [Reply]

  5. Dave Doolin
    Twitter:
    January 3, 2010 | 8:49 pm

    Might depend on what she was wearing. Then again, maybe not.
    .-= Dave Doolin shares some words of wisdom ..Your Next Killer Technique for Telling Compelling Stories (It’s easier than you think) =-.

    [Reply]

    Anne
    Twitter:
    Reply:

    @Dave Doolin, Hmmm, sounds interesting. I wonder if these come in Catwoman style for the ladies. ;)

    [Reply]

  6. Extreme John
    January 10, 2010 | 7:46 pm

    I know I’m a little late on this one, but I wouldn’t be caught dead in the Batman panties for men haha. Great post and I couldn’t even imagine Wal-Mart on Christmas Eve.
    .-= Extreme John shares some words of wisdom ..27 Things Your Position Requires =-.

    [Reply]

    Anne
    Twitter:
    Reply:

    @Extreme John, Better late than never I always say. Of course that’s usually to justify my being late getting somewhere. I know if these were worn as a prelude to sex then sex would be delayed for some time as I don’t think I could stop laughing, even after they were off. I would just keep seeing them. :D And, Walmart any day ~ ugh!

    [Reply]

  7. Rose
    Twitter:
    January 12, 2010 | 3:39 pm

    I mentioned this post on my blog today. Gave you some linky love. lol
    .-= Rose shares some words of wisdom ..Weird Underwear for Men =-.

    [Reply]

  8. [...] wants to know if you’d wear these Batman underwear? Surf on over and let her [...]

Leave a Reply

Wanting to leave an <em>phasis on your comment?

CommentLuv badge

This blog uses premium CommentLuv which allows you to put your keywords with your name if you have had 5 approved comments. Use your real name and then @ your keywords (maximum of 3)

Trackback URL http://anneonlife.com/2009/12/29/pow-bam-zonk/trackback/
Copy Protected by Chetans WP-Copyprotect.