Not all of you experience the lovely time change known as daylight savings time, but here in Virginia we [theoretically] set our clocks back at 2 AM this morning. Mine are all wrong, well, not my tv or laptop, but all others are misrepresenting the time!

Oh, and what is up with me waking up at 6:45 AM??? I don’t do mornings. I was up until at least 1:30 in the morning. See, I could have set all those clocks right.

So, I’m lying there asleep when I remember ~ Holy CRAP! ~ that I forgot to put the footnote citation on my homework that I turned in last night. The homework that was due yesterday. The homework that I will most certainly lose points on for that very reason. No, it was not the naked dream. I really did forget and woke up with that knowledge. Guess I will send the teacher a note of apology and my citation and beg forgiveness for my evil ways. Hmm, maybe that was a bit much.

I think I will make breakfast for the family. Dwayne likes it when I cook for him. The way to that man’s heart is truly through his stomach. Too bad he hooked up with such a picky eater. What was he thinking? Mmm, farm fresh eggs [for them, not me], farm fresh bacon [I love bacon!], biscuits [from a can], maybe some waffles for me [frozen, do I look like someone who makes homemade waffles?].

I’m off to change those deceptively evil clocks, make food for my lovely family, and prepare for a day of utter madness as I try to crank out 1600+ words that hopefully are not completely useless drivel. A girl can dream, can’t she?

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